OOTP is Looking For a New Tagline

The team behind the most stupidly addicting baseball video game in the world — Out of the Park Baseball or OOTP — is apparently looking for a new tagline:

As our stable of sports management games grows, we realized that we need a great tagline to pull them together. (Kind of like The Big Lebowski’s rug, only without the soiling part.)

We thought about it a lot, and we realized that “We Make the Best Sports Management Games on the Planet” didn’t have the right ring. Markus’ suggestion, “Bow Down Before Us,” wasn’t quite right either.

So we’re turning to you, our loyal fans. As explained in last Friday’s newsletter, we need you to send your suggestions to tagline@ootpdevelopments.com by midnight Eastern time on January 11, 2015. The winner will score some cool stuff.

The prize bundle is composed of blah-blah-blah and something-something never-see-your-wife-and-kids-again, but you don’t need to worry about that. Instead, offer me your best suggestions and I’ll go ahead and forward them on your behalf.

So far I’ve got:

3) “OOTP: Video games for thinkers. And addicts.”

2) “OOTP: Honey, stop crying. I’ll come to bed when I’m done.”

1) “OOTP: Because graduating or seeing your kids’ first steps are hella overrated.”

There’s gotta be a winner in there somewhere!